Ramblings

I read a lot about food recalls. They concern me. Mostly because I found myself in the ER a year ago after getting it on with Sal Monella. Recently there has been a big to-do about a rather substantial lot of salami and sausage products made in my fine little state that were tainted...
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Interestingly enough I received an email today from Kotex as I was in the midst of writing my opinion about Apple’s new iPad. I was writing hours before the big Apple media fiesta was to begin and, at that time, the rumor was that it would be called the iSlate or something similar. So,...
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I wanted to grow up to be a writer who was a mix between Erma Bombeck and Ernest Hemingway. Strange mix. Then again, I’m talking about myself here. I haven’t grown up yet. There is still hope. I am, however, a writer. I mostly like to write senseless crap here on my blog, but...
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In April of last year I gave John Edwards an AssHat of the Week award. Just the fact that he was just such a pompous jackass when it came to his affair with Rielle Hunter was enough to give him a mention. Men have affairs. Women have affairs. It’s just something that goes on...
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If you want to knock your confidence level down a few notches, I suggest you sign up on the new website, BeautifulPeople. Last month, I learned of this new dating service for beautiful people and wrote an article about it. They are very strict on who they accept and you’d better be beautiful according...
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I’ve been intermittently dating for the past 9 years since my divorce. I am still not sure I’m through with dating but there are days…months…that go by where I wonder if it’s really in the cards for me to find a normal guy.  So, it’s been decided….I will continue to sleep with my Blackberry...
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