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I Am an Elitist: You Are an AssHat

September 2, 2010
I Am an Elitist: You Are an AssHat

I’ve been called many names in my forty-seven years, but today I was given a new moniker: ‘Elitist’ I was given that name on Facebook, no less. You know, that friendly place where people become ballsy and post judgements about people they’ve never met? Let me pause for a moment so I can grab...
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Mirrors

August 25, 2010
Mirrors

For 23 years I have been a bottled blond. There are times, like today, where I have mid-life moments that just scream for change. Today, as I cleaned a blob of toothpaste out of the bathroom sink (that is apparently only visible to me), I looked in the mirror and thought, “Eh. I’m so...
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Plungers

August 17, 2010
Plungers

Low flow toilets and my boys don’t mix. Raising three girls and two boys has shed some light on the marked differences in their genders. One is the toilet and the excessive use of toilet paper. Not only did it take longer to get my oldest son potty trained way back when (he was...
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Breaking Up

August 14, 2010
Breaking Up

Last month I wrote a blog post that included a line about my loss of love for Twitter. I promised to follow-up on that and a month later, I remembered. All of this might be linked to an apparent mid-life crisis I’m going through (more on that in a future blog post…when I remember)...
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Nothing

July 31, 2010
Nothing

Have you ever started a blog post and deleted it over…and over…and over again? That just happened. It’s rare that I struggle for something to say, but it happens. So, let me start again…. Eh….first idea…not that witty. Delete. Begin writing a sentence that makes no sense. Not that I ever make much sense....
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Spam

July 21, 2010
Spam

I rarely look in the junk mail portion of my email.  Basically it is a cesspool full of crap emails from those who think I’m really blonde and will give my credit card number out to buy Viagra at a discount. However, I do check through it once a month in case I may...
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