Get Your Groove On
I don’t really “do” product reviews. I’m just too opinionated and I feel that I’ll insult someone if I don’t give a good review.
For the most part, people want to send things like sippy cups and diaper rash cream…and that stuff just has no place in my life. Been there, done that. I really, really love to admire everyone else’s babies that keep them up at night while I sleep peacefully.
Anyway…just because I don’t review products doesn’t mean people don’t tell me about things that might make for a good blog post. I sure as hell need a good blog post because I’ve totally sucked in the “keeping up with the blog” thing lately.
Last week I received an email from a friend who sent me a link to a product she thought I should blog about. I took a look and thought, “Yes, that’s going on the list…but why don’t I ever get products like that to review?”
Enter the OhMiBod – Music Drive Vibrator.
Ahem.
It’s not like I haven’t written about products like this before. A year ago I came across the “Tinge” razor and it was a very popular post. I never did receive one in the mail from the company, dammit. Maybe because I picked on the product a bit. Who knows.
I read up on the OhMiBod vibrator and I really don’t know what to think. A music vibrator? What happens if you’re all done before the song ends?
Here’s some info on the OhMiBod….I can’t say that without laughing…..
Works with lap tops, iPods, microphones
Microphones? Why would I hook a vibrator up to a microphone? WHO is going to be speaking into it and am I supposed to get in the mood hearing, “Testing, 1-2-3″?
3 ft. “freedom cord” with integrated splitter
3 feet is pretty long. How much freedom does one need with a vibrator?
“Gee, I think I’ll have an orgasm in the NEXT room so I can have some freedom.”
Additional 7-speed end cap for use without a music player.
Holy CRAP. 7 speeds? So, ditch the music and crank up the torque? I’m not sure if this sounds safe….
Universal headphone connector
This feature is definitely for someone who has a lot of time for self entertainment. Probably comes with candles and rose petals so you can have a big night of self love. By personal choice, I’ll stick with the self-quickie til a good man comes along. I know, TMI. Whatever…lighten up.
Comes in a velvet privacy pouch.
Um…are you supposed to carry this magic, musical wand around? In a “velvety” pouch no less!
I suppose NO ONE WILL KNOW if you’re using the OhMiBod at the office because of the “privacy pouch” and that 3 foot privacy cord.
I’m not sold on this. I love music but I’d be really freaked out setting my self-love to music.
“Let’s Get it On” is one of my favorite songs but I’m not going to romance myself. That’s just a little oddball.
In addition, I have to say that this musical vibe machine looks like the wand they use during an ultrasound. Just wondering if it comes with the cold, icky gel that ….oh, let’s not go there. It’s unpleasant to think about medical stuff and orgasms at the same time.
If you really want to get your groove on with some music, turn on the radio. However, if you want to buy one of these ultrasound wands music vibrators with the three foot freedom cord, then go for it! They are $69.00.
May I just say one more thing? $69? That’s just so tacky.
However, I’ll re-neg on the use of the word “Tacky” if the company wants to send me one of those velvety privacy pouches with a surprise inside.
So…..how about those Yankees?
gawd – you made me laugh so much I'm crying. Not only that the cat got upset and got off my knee and now she won't get back on. It's cold and she was my heater. Sigh! Now she keeps throwing me dirty looks.
One question – do they do this with a telecoil attachment for the deaf?
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I saw the picture and thought.. nawwwww that can't be a…. well yes, yes it is!
Thanks for the giggle
Susan
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It's so unfair how women can review their sex toys on line and still come off classy. If I was reviewing my new pocket rocket in 3 shades, Black, White, and Mexican, I just come off as a lunatic. LOL
I'm all for microphones coming with sex toys, specially seeing how I like to sing Gospel when I'm in the act. It's a weird thing I picked up in college when I was dating this really religious girl. It was the only thing that would get her in the mood. LOL Boy, if I had that mircrophone back then…
Is pink the only color the product comes in?
Oh my stars! You never cease to amaze me with your humor. I just shouldn't read your blog at the office. Coworkers want to know what's going on in my cubicle, when I'm guffawing out loud. They know it can't be real estate, cuz it's just not that funny. You lift my spirits w/each of your blogs. Don't ever stop writing. I can't stop laughing. Someone throw some cold water on me;-)
I love your integrity re: the product reviews! I would also feel rude to write a negative review – because "hurting someone's feelings" is fairly devastating to me. LOL As for this bizarre and hilarious product… just love the idea of its velvety pouch – such a touch of class! hehe
I kept seeing this little picture on FB on my phone and didn't know what it was at first. You are so funny. I was just trying to go with this, but your last comment made me laugh out loud. ____
"Hello, finally . . . . I'm getting some." ____
You are so hilarious!!!!____
I've now re-frothed my cappuccino laughing at this blog post …… maybe the microphone is for letting folk know your getting it and they are not ……one way of amusing the neighbours
OMG…the microphone…this is making me laugh because I can picture myself shouting into it "Hello, finally…I'm getting some"
the microphone is a sharing tool for online play across the "interweb" which bring a little more comic relief to the brighter side of that added feature. This is the way of the future good bye to the days of going out for dinner.
You know last night was one of those nights where I did not get any sleep for some reason. And this morning after trying to drift off and not being able to, I happen upon this. Once again Cheryl you make me laugh and smile in the midst of being scruffy and gruffy. Thanks so much, you are a joy.
Ernie….this is exactly why I write this stuff…because there is so much CRAP going on in the world making everyone down that we need a little bit of offbeat humor to get thru!
Sleep well tonight!
Great post Cheryl…looks like you covered all aspects of this products…hahaha…