Comments on: Fresh Balls Anyone?

By: john

john — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 22:33:45 +0000

my balls are sweaty right now!

By: chris

chris — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 00:38:11 +0000

how do you order this item.

By: Fin

Fin — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 12:40:16 +0000

I thought of this while being downrange in the sh*thole of the world… BDU's will make anyone's balls sweat. I'm buying some.

By: Ronnie Mund

Ronnie Mund — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:00:05 +0000

Ah the power of The Howard Stern Show. Baba-Booey anyone?

By: No Sweat

No Sweat — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:16:40 +0000

OK, So I'm searching the net for interesting blogs and I come across yours. I see the sweaty ball post and feel it is necessary to make a few things clear.
1. Not all men suffer from sweaty balls.
2. Balls WILL sweat during exercise.
3. If they are not kept at a constant temperature our ability to make dedicated swimmers intent on a kamikaze run for your ovum diminishes.
4. Why are men afraid to approach their wives / lovers if they have sweaty balls, TAKE A SHOWER. It will take only slightly more time than greasing up your boys with whatever is in this stuff, wiping away the excess and praying to God that your partner doesn't walk in and think you have erectile dysfunction.
5. I once saw a guy in a restroom open his pants and direct the hand blower towards his crotch. I pretended not to notice because eye contact is FORBIDDEN in male restrooms.

By: Web Smith

Web Smith — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 01:45:46 +0000

Being one of those guys who washes his hands before and after he goes to the bathroom (there's no telling what's on your hands after a day in the park or on the hands of others that you have shaken) and never having had any complaints, I am loath to apply anything to the allegedly afflicted area. The possible side effects are too stressful to ponder. Daily Soaping is taking a risk, but since you can thoroughly rinse immediately, most likely not too harmful, but, then again, with the reduced birthrate and all, even that is suspect. In her wise and quiet way, mother nature usually applies moisture where it's needed.

By: Tom

Tom — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 00:24:03 +0000

I am resisting with all of my might the urge to comment about fresh balls….but I will say that you are not the only person to look at their ex to ask themselves "what was I thinking?"

By: buttonpusher

buttonpusher — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 19:30:40 +0000

Ok I do find this funny, new to me, but nothing surprises me anymore. On another note what about vagina itch products? Seen the TV Commercials? It was very good writing and very entertaining.

By: TrenchesofMommyhood

TrenchesofMommyhood — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:23:09 +0000

All I could think of while reading this is that old SNL sketch with Alec Baldwin and the radio ladies talking about "Schweaty Balls". It's a classic!

By: Rick

Rick — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 01:14:34 +0000

No fair replacing contents of the tube and sending to your ex!