It’s a Slinky Cover! It’s a Windsock! It’s a Female Condom?
I don’t want to offend anyone who thinks this is exactly what every woman needs to keep in her purse. However, somehow this FEMALE CONDOM makes me think of only four words:
LOSS OF SEX DRIVE
I’m sorry, but this is just a bit too complicated looking for anyone to even think it’s not going to ruin the mood. Many a good woman has lost her sex drive waiting for a man to figure out how to put the old Trojan on. I can only imagine how excited a man must get while a woman struggles with THIS contraption.
I’m all for safe sex (I have the safest…none.) (Dammit.) HOWEVER, who in the name of ASSHAT invented the female condom? Someone who thought that it was sexist not to have a condom for a woman?
When I saw a picture of this “female condom” it immediately conjured up thoughts of safe sex. That’s because no one will be having sex if they try to use it.
Other uses for it? Sure!
- Attach a stick to it and it is an instant wind sock.
- Waterproof Slinky cover
- Play tunnel for a dwarf hamster
I’m sure there are a few other great ideas. Perhaps something crafty that Martha Stewart could come up with.
Am I alone in thinking that this is just one bizarre creation?
hahahaa! I’ll bet that thing makes all sorts of crinkly noise too.
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Seeing as I have been happily married for 18 years, not bad out of 29 years, I have never use either. I am like a cow looking at a new gate, as I stare at this picture.
I guess I can go read another article while I am in my stare.
LOL
It looks like those plastic gloves the lunchroom ladies used to wear in high school.
As for who invented it, I’m sure it was a man. Would a woman ever think that was pleasurable?
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I think I’d rather not do it! LOL
I just don’t understand how you’d get it wedged up inside. I doesn’t make sense to me…you know…gravity being what it is and all!
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Kelly-I’m with you on the protection value—my post was just based on my viewing the picture. No offense meant about the value it could have. I’m an open minded Mom of 5, three are daughters, and I do know that it’s important to discuss this stuff and know how to use it. However, just trying to have some fun here
Meh. I don’t use them, but I can see the benefits (they cover more area and might help prevent more stds). My daughter and I bought one and talked about them (as well as other contraceptives) the idea is that you don’t wait to figure it out while you are in the middle of things…you should know what’s what before you get there.
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Oh – GROSS! No, not the sex but using THAT thing as part of sex!!! No way would I use one of those thingamabobbers! I’m with ya 100% on this one Daily Blonde! LOL
Don’t look like that much fun to ummm, insert. I mean really, how do you get it in there anyway?
It’s weird and I’m so glad this part of my life is over!
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Female condoms have been around for a while. They keep getting “reinvented,” get a lot of press (mostly negative) and then disappear again into the wasteland of failed ideas.
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Looks like you gotta put it over a stick first, then shove it up yah. I’d def be prego with this thing. “Well dr, I did use my female condom, but Im pretty sure it balled up and fell out at the first THRUST!!!”
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Whew… got me on this one. I stared at the picture of the ‘thing’ you posted and I’m right with you… how in the heck? Nevermind, good night! I could see my hubby losing his mind on this and then… well, you know what happens then.
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I didn’t mean you were wrong, I meant the whole concept is wrong. Birth control at its finest, I think.
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Can you imagine….”hang on, I have to figure out which end goes where”. “Nevermind, let’s just go to sleep”
I’ve heard about these before, but like you, after seeing photos I never bothered to try it. How exactly does it work? It’s a mystery to me. I’m giggling at imagining myself trying to figure it out.
I’d like to hear some feedback from someone who has mastered this thing.
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Contraption is the right word….which could be misconstrued with “contraception”. The only contraception I see with this is that no one will have sex if this has to be used.
From a woman’s perspective… what’s the point?! Much easier to slip a raincoat on the little guy and keep on going. Who the heck to stop long enough to figure out this contraption?!
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They may as well make one large enough for the entire body to fit into….sheesh…talk about a mood killer.
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