Ask Blondie! Twitter Q&A Part 1
WHAT did I get myself into here? Tonight, I decided I would post a question on Twitter and did not expect the response I got. I had absolutely nothing to post tonight so I figured I would ask the fine folks at Twitter to give me some questions to answer. Any question. Just send me a question via direct message and I’ll try to answer it. Easy enough? Notsomuch.
Within thirty minutes, I had over 325 questions and they were so random. Just like me. How in the world was I going to answer all of these questions? I thought maybe I’d get two…or three…but over 300? I know! I asked for it.
I’m going to answer all of the questions but it’s going to take more than one post complete this task. It might take me three weeks if the questions keep coming but I’m really amused at the diversity. I also want to take a moment to say that my followers rock. If you see someone on my list of questions that you don’t currently follow, take a moment to follow them…now….well, after you read my post.
So, here is Part 1…I tried to squeeze as many questions in as I could on this round:
@flipgonzo why does e=mc2? i mean, if that is true then it stands to reason that j=mc4. No?
My friend, are you asking me that because you think I’m actually a real blonde?
Energy, mass, the velocity of light. Who the hell cares? And what does the “j” stand for and I’ll tell you if it stands to reason.
@MommysGirlx What exactly do you do as your profession?
I have no idea. I think I am a professional Tweeter. Then again, according to the man formerly known as Mr. H, I am “just a Mom”. Good enough for me!
@lchad Cotton, Flannel or satin sheets?
800 thread count cotton…only white. I’m just quirky about bed stuff.
@Koufie When is my birthday?
It’s typically the day you are born.
@Lovableboss Do you have any really good Bulldozing bullshit tips that really work you can help me with?
Well I don’t know a dammed thing about bulldozing and I comment on bullshit but I try not to create it. Then again, some might beg to differ, including the person who prompted by blog on Tuesday night. What tips are you looking for? Maybe I can help, maybe not.
@AmyBlogTalk What’s your most memorable blog and why?
Memorable? I’m not sure anything I write is memorable. Do I have favorites? Yes. Sometimes I laugh so hard while I’m writing…I do crack myself up. I know, that’s sad, but it’s true. Other times, I write and I wonder,”who will read this?” So, I can’t really think of what’s memorable, but I do have a few favorites: Spotted Dick; Dear Saliva Guy; Twitter Etiquette; A Moment In History; The Dethroning of Emperor Spitzer
@JamesWicketts What is the first thing you look for in a man?
Good teeth, nice shoes and nice forearms. What did you think I’d say, personality? That’s what every one says, which is totally moronic because who wants to meet someone with NO personality? Oh wait…you said “look for” and I thought you meant “look at”. Silly me. Honestly, I’m just not sure any more. I’d like to say reliable, humble, driven (but knows how to kick back) and someone who isn’t tired 24 hours a day.Quick wit is important. Wait…am I writing a personal ad?
@pricousins How in the HECK do u have time for 8 blogs?! I just saw that 2day!
I have eight blogs? What did I do, give my blogs fertility drugs??? Shit! That’s like blog octuplets! Seriously, I have one main blog and you’re reading it now (thanks). The other blogs were created because I had a thought and wanted to keep it. (I’m almost 46 years old and I’ve had five children. My mind is like a sifter some days.) I do post to my cooking blog as much as possible (I love to cook) and I have a backlog of things to review for my review blog (if only I could get off of Twitter, I’d get that done). The other blogs are purely just me having random ideas. My first love is The Daily Blonde, so that’s my main focus.
@wind4me Do your neighbors have ANY idea of how zany your Tweets and Blog are????
My neighbors are so bland and hardly social. They probably think the same about me. I am quite positive they’d be in for a big surprise if they read my blog. Even the people in my children’s school think I’m a mild mannered Mom. If they spent twenty minutes with me, they’d change their mind. However, I’m really not as zany as you might think. I’ve just got a quick wit and a great zest for life. If you met me, you might even think I’m kind and sweet. Go figure.
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That gave me a great laugh when you said you were a professional tweeter. I think it might be true!
Stopping over from Ann’s VGNO! Cute blog!
Love reading your answers! Keep em up… we want MORE!!!
Ooooo, I feel like I know so much about you now. Give us more, give us more.
Holy crap…..your answers are hilarious!!! Love it!
You go girl! You bring a smile to my face most days. I think you could probably do the same thing…DAILY.
Writers block No more.